Renaissance Fair

 

August 18, 1980

 

The Renaissance Fair in Sterling Forest pissed me off.

After all the hype in the newspapers and all the talk at school of Camelot, knights in shinning armor and all that, I climbed from the car after an hour and half drive to find thousands of tourists lined at the gate and the ticket masters sucking money from their wallets, ten bucks at a clip.

 All the way back, Susan and I fought about my rotten mood the whole time I was there, about how I kept complaining. Two bucks for a hot dog, three bucks for a coke. Forget the price of a tee shirt, I hadn't brought enough along for that. She said such events cost money to put on. Where could I find a Shakespeare play performed for such a price as low as that? Let alone the other performances from mud wrestlers to belly dancers, to snatches of Chaucer.

 "But it's so middle class!" I protested, trying to keep a decent pace with the heavy exit traffic down the highway, my car grumbling about going to slow.

 "And what's wrong with that?" she asked, eyeing me from the passenger side. She really didn't understand my revulsion, how the world of the baby-boomer had turned into homogenized milk, every lump, every curd, smoothed out into something palatable to their lackluster tastes. Even midlevel times, polished up, presented on a platter without blood or inconvenience.

 It made me sick. And I took it out on Susan, as if it was all her fault.

 Which it was.

 She was the product of a working class family: father, mother and brother, all seeking that ideal middle state, where nothing was too hot or cold, where nothing stood out too much or remained too hidden, where life went on day in and day out in the same predictable pattern: Work life Monday through Friday, dating Friday night, home before the TV set on Saturday and Sunday. For her life was a station wagon full of kids, rolling around from one mall to another in search of jeans or sneakers or a grill for the outdoor barbeque.

 The pattern of behavior made honest experience unnecessary, in fact, not desired. Who wanted to go somewhere and not know before hand what you'd find when you got there? Or pay through the teeth for things we could have purchased much more cheaply at a more local location such as a mall?

 We bickered. She got out of the car when we reached a traffic light near the edge of her town.

 "I'll walk," she said coldly.

 I said, "Fine," then drove away.

 Half a mile later, I turned around, then when I couldn't find her on the street, I drove to her house, parked, then sat on the step until she got there.

 I was tired. She was tired. We argued over stupid things, when behind our words was the fear of her going away in September, and her resentment at graduation for not being offered more in the way of a graduate scholarship than she was, needing to make the next rung of the success ladder, finding it just beyond her financial reach.

 I was pissed because her plans left no room for me. She would go away for a year and leave be behind, to flounder, to wonder what place I'd have in her life when she got back -- if she did come back, if I did have a place.

 I was also thinking about the real past, the real Renaissance, when some poor fool stepping off a carriage, found his boot deep in horse shit, and he, as pissed as I am now, wondering about the future the way I was about the past, wondering if maybe things would be better in my era, no horseshit -- no horses, for that matter.

 And yes, things are better, in some ways, I'd tell him. But in some ways, they are definitely not.

 

 

 

 


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