Doom and gloom

 

October 13, 1980

 

Every once in a while the gang gets into one of those doom and gloom moods, with talk about the end of the world and what we might do when it happens. For years, Pauly and Richi and Garrick and Hank planned out the sequence of events in which we would struggle to find each other when it happened. Today, Columbus Day, we sat over coffee in Kalico Kitchen, numbed a little by the future which proposed Ronald Reagan as President.

 Pauly said Carter was an ass, but Reagan? "That's crazy."

 I think it was the prospect that finally sank any hope of our own. Few of us were in the mood for hope. Pauly stressed technology as the answer, saying people wouldn't be blowing each other to bits with it around. Richi figured we would polute and erradiate ourselves, but wouldn't let the soviets have one inch of our precious soil.

 Then, we all sipped coffee and stared out the windows again, Pauly grumbling about the movie theater next door and the parking lot full of cars. "Is every goddamn person in the world going to a movie tonight?" he roared.

 Richi laughed and looked up from his magazine.

 "Listen to this," he said, then quoted from a magazine and the lastest innovation in defense. Pilots now were required to wear a patch over one eye. In the event of a thermo-nuclear explosion and blindness, they are required to switch the patch revealing the good eye and keep on flying.

 All of us were silent after that. Even the restuarant quieted, as if they all expected the war to come the minute the election was over: Reagan or Carter. Carter or Reagan. Both predicting doom of a different kind. And Pauly refused to let any of us talk politics the rest of the way up to Towacco, reciting passages from movie scripts instead: comedy movies. The ones with the yuks.

 And in Towacco, he built up a crackling flame in the fire place and seemed to hug it, as if winter had already come upon us, as if now nearly 500 years after columbus, America was on the brink again and he didn't want to hear about it.

 

 

 


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